TV Remote in the WRONG place

 If there’s a handbook for drunken partygoers, here’s rule number one:  NEVER be the first person to pass out at a party.  Here’s a perfect example of why: 19-year-old Huang Chen lives in Changsha, China.

 After a recent night of heavy drinking and debauchery, Huang woke up with a mysterious pain in his backside.  So he went to the hospital, only to learn that while he was passed out, one of his jerk friends had jammed a TV REMOTE IN HIS no-go hole. 

And this sounds suspicious to us, but according to the British tabloid the “Daily Mirror”, while Huang was being examined, he turned over in bed and inadvertently changed the channel on the hospital ward’s TV.