Saints fans are doing everything they can to get tickets to the Super Bowl.
One man posted this ad on Craigslist offering to sell one of his testicles:
WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)
High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
1 available!
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military.
(1 army, 1 marine - results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! And I’ll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
No perverts!!!!!
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