Selena and Justin call it quits

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Forget all that stuff about Gen. David Petraeus and his career-destroying affair with Paula Broadwell. The real scandal of the weekend was, of course, the end of Bieber/Gomez. Yes, both the Associated Press and People confirmed that Selena Gomez broke up with boyfriend Justin Bieber “about a week ago” because of “some trust issues.” This is Earth-shattering news that, of course, we’ve all heard many times before. But it sounded more definitive this time — definitive enough to prompt TV Guide to move on super-fast and ask, “Who should Selena Gomez date next?” (Really? Gosling is an actual option here?) But WAIT. Just hold. on. Bieber allegedly tells TMZ that he thinks he can patch things up with Gomez. Is he telling the truth? Or is he just saying this so that when he talks about her in that previously taped “Oprah’s Next Chapter” interview he won’t look quite as foolish? Or is all of this some sort of weird publicity stunt designed to make us all watch a new music video starring America’s cutest barely legal couple? I don’t know with these kids anymore. I just don’t know. (Associated Press; People; TMZ)